The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been memek haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokeh I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific crot sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men crot dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm memek is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and memek is not fearing memek for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokep In my days editing The Erotic Review porn bokeh magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in crot hand. crot This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study porn porn confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals porn better.

bokeh porn As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert memek nearby males that they were crot fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If crot you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But memek if porn you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be crot the crot quietest.

Paris


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