The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby bokep room memek screeching so loudly that I wondered if bokeh I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokep mentioned bokep the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek memek caterwauling) to the crot bokep receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh porn according to this new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all memek men dread – the memek louder the porn cry of ecstasy, porn the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing porn for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh memek and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokep magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their bokep energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of crot Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek porn and porn that women were prone porn to bokeh what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the crot chance the memek orgasm is being faked bokep memek (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can porn you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek porn ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is memek if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman bokep from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only bokep if you want to attract a bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn bokep Christopher Ryan porn and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the porn best sex may just be the quietest.

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