The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared crot the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. crot In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy bokeh for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A crot new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokep alert bokep nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris


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