The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in bokep Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days memek editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokep It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in memek order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can crot you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

memek In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins crot – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris


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