The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokep haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French memek word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, crot bokeh according to this memek new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater bokep the chance the orgasm is being faked. porn In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex porn as performance art, crot and memek crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot bokep moan bokeh than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in porn my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The memek Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ bokeh move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

bokep The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a memek woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokeh that they were fertile bokep and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can bokep understand bokeh porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek memek then men should take bokep heed: bokep the porn best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris


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