The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a crot woman crot in a nearby room screeching memek so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her memek eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it crot all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like bokep the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an porn occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make bokep their partner crot crot feel happy, porn while conserving their bokep energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the crot conclusion of another study by two crot researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and memek memek that women were prone to what they porn described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

memek A bokeh new study bokep confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move bokeh on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where memek loud always equals crot better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: bokep ‘As far as bokeh I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher memek Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely crot reason women were noisy during sex porn – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males memek that bokeh memek they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men porn should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris


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