The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay porn in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an crot exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes bokep and porn declared the woman an memek ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, crot bokep according porn to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what memek most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the crot greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts bokeh her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to crot faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory memek vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners memek over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other bokeh reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As bokeh a porn woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling crot drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to memek attract a crot certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if crot you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris


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