The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokep by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh Quarter where I was bokep kept awake all night by a memek woman in a nearby room screeching so memek loudly that I wondered if I should bokep offer to bokep perform bokep an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French crot word for bokep caterwauling) porn to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she porn rolled her eyes and bokeh declared bokep the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to porn this new study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokeh know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, porn you crot can’t measure passion in terms bokep of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely bokeh aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is memek not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s memek far bokep more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel porn happy, porn porn while conserving their porn energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic memek decibels were all about manners and crot bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women crot were prone to what they bokeh described as ‘copulatory bokep vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokep cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on. memek ‘ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

bokeh The only other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is if porn bokep your memek sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s crot what you should be memek doing.’

Well, bokep bokeh only if you want to attract a bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot memek Christopher Ryan bokeh and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins bokepbokep porn was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just memek be the quietest.

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