The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than crot shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study crot confirms the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if memek memek you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris


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