The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes bokeh porn and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of crot ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance memek art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s porn far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian porn hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other bokep tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokep to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It memek was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were memek noisy during sex – based on crot observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if bokep you’re not, memek then bokep men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the bokep quietest.

Paris


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